Lumberjack Song

BARBER:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

MOUNTIES:

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Papa.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra?!

 

[talking]

What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

 

[singing]

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.