Money Song
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PRESENTER:
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I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.
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I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
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I've got lots of lovely lire.
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Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,
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And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
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PRESENTER and CHORUS:
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There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
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There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash.
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Some people say it's folly,
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But I'd rather have the lolly.
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With money you can make a splash.
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PRESENTER:
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There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
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CHORUS:
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...Money, money, money, money.
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PRESENTER:
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There is nothing like a newly minted pound.
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CHORUS:
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...Money, money, money, money.
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PRESENTER and CHORUS:
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Everyone must hanker
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For the butchness of a banker.
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It's accountancy that makes the world go 'round.
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CHORUS:
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'Round, 'round, 'round.
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PRESENTER:
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You can keep your Marxist ways,
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For it's only just a phase,
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For it's money, money, money makes the world go 'round.
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CHORUS:
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...Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, moneeeeey!